When Your Jokes Are Unacceptable

A few European embassies invited me and my friends for an open house on Saturday, and by invite I mean I saw a flyer somewhere. Our last embassy visit was Hungary and its 100-deep line of people waiting for a free ladle of goulash (it had meat). I waited patiently with my muscle freak sidekick, and the conversation got on dreadlocks. I made the comment that it’s interesting to see blonde Europeans with dreadlocks, since it puts their fine hair in an unnatural state not achievable without wax. Then he says, “Eww, dreadlocks are grimy and just dirty.” Right behind us was a woman with grimy dreadlocks down to her ass.

We kept running into the same people at different embassies. Early on I noticed an Asian woman whose upper body and face was the result of severe burns. You feel real sympathy for a few seconds and then you get on with your life. Me, muscle freak, and another guy was feasting on our goulash where, for a reason I forget, muscle freak shouts, “It’s not like you are deformed or anything.” At that very moment, the Asian woman walks behind us with her friends. She seemed like the type that already hated black men.

slovakia.jpgOutside waiting for the shuttle bus, muscle freak was joking about being handicapped. He then simulated a limp, one that was so good I accused him of practicing in his bedroom. As soon as he was done, a woman older than 75-years-old with a limp and a cane walked by.

As for what happened in these three situations, nothing. If you’re big and black, you can pretty much do whatever you want. It’s almost like a super power.

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damn nigs not meshin well wit our society.

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I’d like to point out that all of this happened by coincidence and was not planned or done on purpose. As if I didn’t feel bad enough, I wish there was a dreadlock/deformed/ crippled fun I could donate money to.

Anon,

I know right?

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haha two comments. no one wants to touch a racial issue

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What’s with the Slovak flag picture?

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Roosh I wish it was so simple. The truth is that most people are scared shitless of black people, especially black men. Its the reason we get away with saying crazy shit like VK said. But its all karma because somewhere in the midatlantic region, some brotha is getting terminated by the asian chick from his job for no reason or the lady that had a burnt face falsely accused a bro stealing her car or the old lady simply won’t put the check next to Obama name in the voting booth.
VK needs to go back and sacrifice a 1 goat, 1 chicken, and 1 guinea pig on the floor where this all took place so that the gods of karma won’t find him…

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white ppl hair does not *require* wax to dread. Just letting you know.

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the meat in the goulash was mouthwatering.

the best part about VK gimping out in front of grandma was the long line of people waiting for the bus who also saw his unacceptable joke.

three unacceptable jokes in one day. a record!

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“She seemed like the type that already hated black men”

So you have noticed this among some Asian women too? What are the things you have heard.

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Roosh I wish it was so simple. The truth is that most people are scared shitless of black people, especially black men. Its the reason we get away with saying crazy shit like VK said. But its all karma because somewhere in the midatlantic region, some brotha is getting terminated by the asian chick from his job for no reason or the lady that had a burnt face falsely accused a bro stealing her car or the old lady simply won’t put the check next to Obama name in the voting booth.
VK needs to go back and sacrifice a 1 goat, 1 chicken, and 1 guinea pig on the floor where this all took place so that the gods of karma won’t find him…
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-good post, but I have a better one. The karma is that the Latinos are going to absolutely takeover the Blacks in this country. If you’ve ever been to L.A, you will see what I mean. Remember all those gang stories and movies on L.A back in the eighties and nineties. Well, IMO, the karma for all that was that during that time the Mexicans were quietly moving in. Now its like 8% black in L.A county. Same thing will happen in the Northeast, I think only the South will be a sanctuary.

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To add to the previous post

A mexican dude I was talking to in L.A told me that South Central L.A used to be all black, now its 80-90 percent Latino, Compton, likewise, has become Latino (60-70 percent). East LA is all Latino. Only watts, he said, is still majority Black.

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This is kind of along the lines of me coming up with ‘Oh my god, that is SO gay’ within earshot of my manager’s manager. And his husband. Dammit.

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There is a lot of black people in Compton.

Just saying..

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But its all karma because somewhere in the midatlantic region, some brotha is getting terminated by the asian chick from his job for no reason or the lady that had a burnt face falsely accused a bro stealing her car or the old lady simply won’t put the check next to Obama name in the voting booth.

I’ve traveled. Black people have it better here than in any other country. In what other non african nation on the planet would an African man have a legitimate shot at the presidency? The US is not racist.

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@John- Brazil,Jamaica, Haiti,Bahamas etc….

Barack Obama is African-American.

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@John- Brazil,Jamaica, Haiti,Bahamas etc….

Barack Obama is African-American.

You know exactly what I was trying to say in my post.

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I remember when a group of black people was suppose to be bad. I realize while growing up Black People are just ignorant a majority of the times. Excuses on just about everything. They still throw in the slave card out there, as if they were in shackles nowadays. Think about it, why were they in shackles? Cause in reality their education wasn’t much. They were laborers. Eventually through slavery, educated black people were found. So without those “HARD TIMES” the times of now wouldn’t be that much better. Consider Slavery a blessing in disguise, cause if not black people would still be spear chucking in the land of Africa!!!