This article was originally posted on Return Of Kings.

Men have to stay on top of pickup trends when it comes to meeting girls because what may have worked a decade ago will no longer be effective today. Since I’m an expert on American pickup culture, you are the first to know what works best before the masses do. After doing some extensive experimentation, I’m happy to say that I’m having an incredible success rate picking up women in Target stores, specifically in their ladies’ restrooms.

For those of you who aren’t American, Target is a popular low-cost retailer that sells food, home goods, and cheap clothes. Target is so progressive and cutting-edge that they have recently passed a new company policy catering to transvestites, specifically allowing biological males to use the female restroom.

In other words, men can now legally use the female Target bathroom without any repercussions. I have decided to use this loophole to my advantage and get laid consistently by approaching girls inside the ladies’ room. I’ve slept with six girls from the strategy since the policy was announced on April 19.

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Simulated in-field footage of me picking up Scandinavian-derived white girls in Target.

Here the game plan I’ve been using, which I’m sharing only because I don’t spend that much time in the United States (if I did, there would be no way I’d publicly reveal my high-octane tactics for free).

1. Go into the Target women’s restroom and set up camp in a private stall

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My testing showed that appearing within her stall will not lead to the bang

Most Target ladies’ rooms have two stalls. You will be occupying one for a “session” that lasts approximately an hour. I recommend you bring an e-reader or fully-charged smartphone to deal with possible down time of no women coming in.

2. Be patient and listen for hot girls to enter

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Loud footsteps indicate obesity

It will take some experience to know the “sounds” of a hot girl, but usually it involves a light tippy-tap step instead of the thud-boom step of a fattie, an invariably sweet-smelling fragrance that cuts through the bathroom odor instead of the rotting yogurt stench of vaginal yeast, and a jingle-jangle from extensive cosmetic jewelry that cannot fit the log wrists of land whales. I got so good at hearing hot girls that I can predict a girl’s rating to within one point after listening to her movements for a mere 10 seconds.

3. Time it so that you intersect with the hot girl at the sink after she does her potty

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Great female to male ratio

Once she completes her tinkle in the neighboring stall, she will want go to the sink to wash her hands and fix herself in the mirror. This is when you emerge from your stall and get behind her as if you’re patiently waiting to use the sink yourself, even though you don’t actually have to use the sink.

4. Break the ice by saying how you’re having a bad hair day

Women who use the bathroom often engage in conversation by talking about how bad they look in an attempt to fish for compliments. You will mimic this behavior to get the conversation going (if you’re bald, your statement will elicit a smile). The purpose of the ice breaker is to get her used to the fact that a man is in the women’s room and to establish your powerful, unbreakable masculine frame.

5. She’s not DTF if she questions why you’re in the women’s restroom

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My wingman Stanley running A+ game in Target

If she starts challenging your female identity, she’s definitely not going to bang you, but so you don’t get banged in jail, you have to provide authentic legal cover by stating the following: “Today I identify as a woman.” Technically that’s not a lie if you’re feeling moody, jealous, needy, anxious, or insecure, because women feel these traits every day. Be thankful that we live in a progressive nation where we can identify as anything without having to provide a shred of evidence, meaning your statement is truthful and supported by an American establishment that is catering more to mentally ill trannies every year.

6. She’s DTF if she completely ignores the fact that a man is in the women’s restroom

If she doesn’t even ask why a man just came out of the women’s stall, you’re halfway into her panties, which will be getting moist by the second due to the fact that you took such a progressive risk in bucking the patriarchal order to fully express yourself in a modern manner. Have a normal conversation with her about what sort of Chinese-made goods she’s shopping for at Target and then go for the digits quickly before security or non-progressive women attempt to cockblock your approach. You can also try for an instant date in the parking lot if you feel the attraction she has for you is especially strong.

7. Rotate your game sessions between all Targets in your area

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You don’t want to wear out your welcome in one Target, so mix it up a bit. You may even want to learn the schedule of the Target staff so you don’t run into the same individuals too often, because being a regular at Target is not the same as being a regular in a normal bar or club. Since this tip is hot, you will surely run into other ROK readers who will want to take advantage of the “identity loophole.” Ask them where the pet shop is and give them a knowing nod once they give the correct answer.

Advantages of running game in the Target women’s room

As you know from my history, I’ve run game just about everywhere women can be found, but I haven’t found such a treasure trove of easy lays like I have in the Target ladies’ bathroom. Check out these benefits:

  • Total pickup costs of $0. There’s nothing to buy in the bathroom, even if you have money to spend (i.e. there’s no bathroom attendant peddling mints).
  • Private, one-on-one conversation in an intimate setting. Interruptions will be few, meaning you can run game on the girl in complete silence.
  • Less flaking. Girls will want to bang you for the novelty of telling her friends that she met a man from the Target women’s restroom.

The best advantage of all is that it provides a big middle finger to feminism. If it wasn’t for feminist victories in inverting the traditional order, would I be getting laid from the tranny clusterfuck they created where biological men can peep on women in public? What pedophiles had to do secretly in the hopes of not going to jail can now be legally done by all men, without consequences. Sweet!

There is one downside in that sometimes I encounter doo-doo smells because some women think Target is suitable for releasing chocolate hostages, but other than that, I can’t recommend the women’s bathroom enough as a way to meet women for casual sex, and who knows, you may even meet someone you truly care about. So thank you Target Corporation, for allowing men to use your female restrooms. This great progressive company is bringing society together, just perhaps not in the way that they imagined.

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39 Comments

  1. far out May 20, 2016 at 9:24 am

    Womens bathrooms are the dirties places and like a fucking war zone. You will find more pussy in mens bathrooms with all these beta bitches that dont tell their women to clean up after themselves.

    1. Morrison May 23, 2016 at 7:58 am

      “Womens bathrooms are the dirties places and like a fucking war zone”

      A friend of mine used to work at a nightclub and was responsible for a plethora of things, one of them was cleaning the mens room and ladies room. He told me that sometimes if a drunk chick goes to take a dump that, instead of sitting on the toilet, that she will instead “hoover” above the commode. But what will happen if she’s drunk enough, she will fall forward and her shit will spew horizontally out of her ass and hit the wall.

      1. (((Berenstein))) June 9, 2016 at 3:38 pm

        I worked at a hotel with a bar and saw the same thing every weekend.

        The men’s room was filthy with discarded beer bottles, paper towels that missed the trash, and a bit of urine on the seats. But oh god, the horrors I’ve seen in the “lady” room. Feces absolutely everywhere, including up the walls of the stall from drunken hover-shitting. And so much blood. It looked like a fucking abortion clinic dumpster. Blood on the walls outside the stalls, like they were finger-painting with it. Discarded tampons and pads just thrown about the place, or clogging toilets. (Brilliant plan, ladies; let’s take something designed to swell 900 times it’s original size to stop the flow of liquid and jam it into a small hole filled with water. These are definitely the people I want running my businesses!)

        Sometimes even the men’s room would have “spillage” as women disgusted by their own filth would migrate over and contaminate there too. It was not unusual to have drunk women in the men’s room sitting in a urinal to try to pee.

      2. Morrison June 9, 2016 at 5:20 pm

        Holy fuck!

    2. Troy_Davis May 24, 2016 at 3:04 pm

      You’re NOT kidding about how GROSS womens restrooms can be. In fact, one of my teenage nightmare flashbacks is from working as a janitor. The mens room might smell like cigarettes and chewing tobacco once in a while, but our (all male) janitorial staff liked to refer to the womens tampon disposal box as “Medusa” and we took turns of who “took one for the team” when it came time to change it. YUK!!!

  2. $192711119 May 20, 2016 at 9:45 am

    This is a very funny article, but at the same time this whole situation makes me want to cry. I can’t believe this is really happening

  3. billy131274 May 20, 2016 at 10:34 am

    ..

  4. Mysterious_Man May 20, 2016 at 11:28 am

    This is your best post in over a year.

    1. Roosh May 20, 2016 at 1:38 pm

      What was the post last year?

      1. Mysterious_Man May 20, 2016 at 2:23 pm

        I don’t know exactly. I might be wrong in saying ‘a year’ specially, I’m just saying it’s the best/funniest in quite some time.

      2. Ian May 21, 2016 at 12:09 am

        This is the old school funny Roosh style we all love but Roosh I don’t expect you to be my personal clown but I am thankful for a good laugh at all this stupidity the ZOG inspired shabbus goy pinko idiots push out here. They’ll probably spill their quintuple Starbucks Mocha milkshakes and call the Huffington Post once this one gos viral as they’ll take it literally like the rape on private property farce you did.
        To all them I say-don’t you people know what idiots you are as all the toxic unnatural divisive perverted ideology you consume is nothing but a smoke screen the money changer global Khazar usury click put together to send you chasing your ass in tailspin circle all day like chumps? Wake up and smell the Rothschild Illuminati you simps!

      3. Scesci May 24, 2016 at 10:41 am

        “I don’t expect you to be my personal clown but I am thankful for a good laugh” this is what Henry should have said to Tommy in Goodfellas

  5. Laguna Beach Fogey May 20, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    That cracked me up. But I’m sure there are plenty of femcunts, SJWs, faggots who will completely fail to see the humour in it.

    The dude in the mirror #5, is that Cernovich?!

  6. ShadowRising May 20, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    I hope men start walking into women’s bathrooms, locker rooms and fitting rooms everywhere and then claiming transgender rights. It’ll be hilarious.

  7. Takahashi2016 May 20, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    This is another satirical thought experiment, right?

  8. yup May 20, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    Can a Man claim he’s a 7 year old lesbian female, so he can date and have sex with 7 year old girls? Can a Man claim he’s a 12 year old in a Major war to avoid the Draft? When people can claim whatever they want for their gender, and society has to accept it, it opens the possibility that people can claim Any Identity.

  9. Nestor May 20, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    Sincerely, Roosh, a society that is as rotten as the one you are describing here or elsewhere needs to be exterminated. Certainly, such a society will exterminate itself one day. But why don’t the strong ones exterminate it while they can?

    There is much sublimity and beauty in this world. It exists in trees and vegetation around us, in beautiful constructions, in beautiful paintings, in sublime poetry and prose, and in beautiful movies that contain both beautiful colors and sublime stories. Experiencing the sublime and beautiful and avoiding the ugly and abominable is a must for the human soul. That is why I keep wondering, if you want a good and straight society, why do you keep talking about all this ugliness and abomination?

    1. sasha July 24, 2016 at 1:21 pm

      you do not see beauty if you are so keen to destroy for a trifle

  10. senor May 20, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    This is a funny post and commentary from other posts on this matter are viewing the situation from one angle, men intruding women’s bathrooms. However, based on anecdotal evidence, I’ve found this situation plays out in reverse. I went to a liberal arts college my freshman year because I received a scholarship and tuition was free. Needless to say, I only stayed one year and went to a state school to finish college. During my time in the dorms it was a usual occurrence for two sluts to shower and use the designated men’s facilities on our floor. Unfortunately, they were neither feminine or attractive. To my knowledge, no men on our floor used the women’s facilities even though they could have. We all know women have a tendency to intrude on men’s spaces, so it wouldn’t surprise me to see women start using the men’s bathroom. With hypergamy fully unleashed, you might even see horny women trying to check out men’s packages. Think about it, women in the media and “athletic trainers” already have “equal opportunity” to enter men’s sports lockerrooms to ogle naked male athletes. Don’t be surprised if a chick walks in while you’re at the urinal, anyone have any good pick-up lines for this scenario?

  11. Adam May 21, 2016 at 2:52 am

    As soon as I saw the headline I burst out laughing. Class A trolling, Roosh. Well done, old chap.

    1. Nestor May 21, 2016 at 1:37 pm

      A man who was about to be a threat to the tyranny few months before is now reduced into a joking clown.

      Indeed, this is the end of it.

  12. Jed Mask May 21, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    …. Hmmm… Yeah I get “the Joke”. This is WICKED! Evil! Of everything you say of how “messed up” with women and society is… how is THIS FILTH gonna help things? Huh?
    Smh… still going on about “banging girls” then talk (i.e. “COMPLAIN”) how awful things are in Western Society.
    YOU are cognizant of everything going on with Feminism and all the moral social ills infesting Western Society and yet you are in fact PROPAGATING IT. I don’t have respect for people “taking advantage” of something they know is not right.
    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: FORNICATION (e.g. “premarital sex”) of “banging women” is SIN and EVIL in the Sight of God if you want the honest, God-Fearing TRUTH.
    If you want sex with a woman you GET MARRIED to a WIFE! Quit all the “wish-washing” of your messages. It’s clear you’re not about Truth or any real Masculine Honour. You’re an OPPORTUNIST at heart; whatever benefits you the most you USE and disregard the Right Thing to do.
    How can women understand what it’s like to be with a good man when the “good man” preaching about the true social ills and corruption of women still teaches me how to “get his thing wet” INSTEAD OF teaching men how to be better, STRONGER MEN to find a good compatible woman and raise a good, strong prosperous family with?
    Smh at the HYPOCRISY here. Men like you, Roosh, Chateau Heartiste (CH) and others all know what’s going on with women but they STILL USE IT WICKEDLY because they want to USE WOMEN FOR SEX! How ’bout that?
    lol I have more respect for these trashy women being and doing as they are since it’s pretty clear where they stand than these hypocritical men still so eager to bang these “damaged, corrupted women” than salvage and “fix up” the good pieces of society that’s still in tact.
    The time I see a good man online teaching men these same principles for “attracting women” into finding a woman to marry as wife and start and raise a family with; then I’ll take it seriously. Like Dalrock.
    Other than that, not much out here… Smh… Roosh, I’m not saying anything at all against your talent, skill and ability; I only call you out for your (evil) *MOTIVE*; which is ultimately still to “bang women” and NOT teach men how to find a good woman to wife and raise a family with.
    Up your “game” to the Level that matters for the best of society. Go GOD’S WAY.
    Quit eating at the Devil’s Table.
    ~ Sincerely,
    Bro. Jed

    1. Vincent Law May 22, 2016 at 5:35 am

      The butthurt is strong in you.

      1. Jed Mask May 24, 2016 at 1:40 pm

        No homo. Amen.

    2. Nestor May 22, 2016 at 5:03 pm

      “teach men how to find a good woman to wife and raise a family with”

      How to find a good woman is not the problem. Good women still exist and can be found.

      Roosh needs to teach men to avoid corrupt women and to refrain from corrupting the good ones. In other words, he has to repent from his previous teachings (regardless whether his seduction techniques are true and work in real life).

      But this is not enough as laws and credit-based fake money are sustaining this whole Sodom and Gomorrah.

      You need to abolish the laws. But can you do it? Can Roosh do it?

      You need to suppress from the hearts of humans the blind trust and credit that maintains this fake paper money that is used to corrupt the women. But can you do it? Can Roosh do it?

      1. Jed Mask May 24, 2016 at 1:42 pm

        “You need to abolish the laws. But can you do it? Can Roosh do it?

        You need to suppress from the hearts of humans the blind trust and credit that maintains this fake paper money that is used to corrupt the women. But can you do it? Can Roosh do it?”

        NO I can’t do it. NO. Roosh can’t do it. NO ONE can. It’s outside our power which means… TURN YE TO GOD! Only GOD can work out the power struggle in this natural world with His Supernatural Power.

        Things are such a mess only GOD can set a Move in Play to restore things. Question is: Are YOU looking to GOD for the Solution and not depending on man to be able to solve the Problem?

        I trust on GOD. Amen.

      2. Nestor May 24, 2016 at 2:23 pm

        No, you can not depend on man because he is coward, treacherous and has no honor.

    3. Dirk Diggler June 20, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      Lighten Up, Francis.

  13. Omar May 22, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    kek

  14. Graft May 23, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    This could have been a home run had you actually went into the bathrooms and snapped pics. What’s the most you have to lose? Slap on the wrist? Sex offender label? You are already a pariah. I’m thinking this would have been national news had you did it.

    1. Jed Mask May 25, 2016 at 12:20 pm

      Encouraging “bad behaviour” makes you no better. Do it yourself if you’re gonna “push it off” on somebody else. Amen.

      1. Graft May 25, 2016 at 2:29 pm

        What are you talking about? I’m not a professional troll/political commentator, he is. He’s the one putting food on the table with provocative writing, why should I do it?

      2. Jed Mask May 25, 2016 at 6:17 pm

        Exactly. I wouldn’t even encourage him to do it as it stands. Amen.

  15. greyghost1 May 24, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    Well there goes the next meet up attempt ha ha ha ha

  16. Naruto Chen May 25, 2016 at 10:00 am

    Hey Roosh. What if the hot girl takes a shit? Will you still bang her?

  17. Generate May 30, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    Chocolate hostages. Lololol

  18. Jason June 2, 2016 at 8:57 am

    Agree, and amplify. Brilliant.

  19. Anne Burton June 6, 2016 at 11:34 am

    This better not happen in any bathroom I’m in or I swear I will punch you in the face! Women’s bathrooms are for women, and there’s a reason men aren’t allowed!
    P.S. What is wrong with these commenters?!

    After this one, I’m giving up. You’re clearly a lost cause.

    P. P. S don’t write me off, any of you. What I’m saying makes perfect sense and it is misogynistic to think otherwise. You will write me off, and so be it. But please don’t go into women’s bathrooms.
    I’m beginning to think this whole page is some kind of elaborate prank….

    1. Dirk Diggler June 20, 2016 at 3:51 pm

      You really are an idiot.

      1. Anne Burton June 20, 2016 at 4:09 pm

        Because… Why? Never mind. I’m just going to stay out of this website and not go to the public restrooms at target. I don’t quite get how it’s a good idea in any way. Care to elaborate? I’m sure you’ll find some twisted logic. Besides the fact that you are a twisted mysogynist. I guess not everyone’s moral. I’m not posting anything here again.

  20. disqus_2015ScorpioWater June 15, 2016 at 11:01 am

    Public restrooms in general are disgusting. I think I only use them to urinate which would mean I would only use the men’s room. The whole idea for allowing men to to use the women’s restroom is stupid but whatever, we live in a society where Men=Women, so gender is now more a state of mind than a biological construct. You reap what you sow.
    The interesting thing is that with public restrooms are the ones at Chipotle, you have both men’s and women’s restrooms, but both of them are private, so you often see both genders using the rooms for the other gender, its because they won’t be sharing the room with someone else the moment they are actually using the bathroom.
    Muslims like the Chipotle restrooms because the sinks there are low enough for them to use as a bidet. For those who do not know what a bidet is, its a device used to wash your backside after defecation. People from some European cultures and the Middle East as well as Asia believe that cleaning the perianal area with water is more hygienic than toilet paper.

    1. Jed Mask June 21, 2016 at 4:12 pm

      Wow… Thanks for sharing about that “Muslim” part… Had no idea what goes down in “Chipotle” since I don’t go out to restaurants much…
      Yeah… thanks for the “information” though. lol. Amen.

      1. disqus_2015ScorpioWater July 25, 2016 at 7:08 pm

        Muslims use water to wash their backsides after defecating. Not just them, but many Asians do the same. In Japan they have toilets that have cleaning devices that clean a person’s backside after defecation.

        The French do the same, also the Italians, and people in Spain, but they use a device called a bidet, which looks like a tiny toilet but is used to clean a person’s ass after taking a shit.

        I went to a Chipotle a few months ago, and some Middle Eastern guy was in front of me in the line for the bathroom. When I went in I noticed the sink was unusually wet and had little specks of dirt which I thought were fecal matter, it was disgusting. These people should carry a small container of wet wipes with them if they think toilet paper is not good enough to clean their butts.

  21. MRKLjinjang . August 23, 2016 at 6:40 am

    Come on man, picking up women in a restroom ?! That’s Fg desperate. I thought US women were as easy peasey to pick up. That’s certainly been my experience.

  22. Joseph Kraus September 15, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    Roosh you’re insane man haha you always have the best ideas that no one else thinks of